The Dáxlamic Evergreen Republic of New Bradfordsburg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 18.287 billion Evergreen Republicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samanthalán. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Bradfordsburgian economy, worth a remarkable 4,896 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 267,746 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Bradfordsburg's national animal is the Rutà Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

New Bradfordsburg is ranked 290,463^rd in the world and 287^th in Declansburg for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -28.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.